Best advice I ever got:
From my wife on New Year's Eve, 2005. She said, 'Don't take another drink of that.'
Very few people know:
I was once a notary public. I never used my power for evil, though.
My last meal:
A big ball of bacon wrapped in bacon next to a side of bacon.
One thing I've learned:
Hard work is always punished.
My first car:
A pickle-green, 1972 Pontiac Grand Prix Model J. If you want to sell me one, let me know.
My first beer:
My first beer has been lost in the ether of history. I'm sure it was good.
My favorite web site:
ESPN. I wish it were something cool.
My favorite thing at amusement parks:
I've always been a big fan of The Zipper.
The people I'd invite to my dream dinner:
Ben Franklin. Maybe he'd fix my air conditioner.