Jeremy Harper
Senior Writer
- Best advice I ever got:
- From my wife on New Year's Eve, 2005. She said, 'Don't take another drink of that.'
- Very few people know:
- I was once a notary public. I never used my power for evil, though.
- My last meal:
- A big ball of bacon wrapped in bacon next to a side of bacon.
- One thing I've learned:
- Hard work is always punished.
- My first car:
- A pickle-green, 1972 Pontiac Grand Prix Model J. If you want to sell me one, let me know.
- My first beer:
- My first beer has been lost in the ether of history. I'm sure it was good.
- My favorite web site:
- ESPN. I wish it were something cool.
- My favorite thing at amusement parks:
- I've always been a big fan of The Zipper.
- The people I’d invite to my dream dinner:
- Ben Franklin. Maybe he'd fix my air conditioner.